Rita Rusic wears a turquoise bikini while in the ocean.
Rita Rusic Bikini Pictures Bring Out the Turquoise Blue Boobtastic Cougar Lust
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Courtney Stodden in The Bathtub With No Makeup
In what I realize couldn’t be a greater insult to the Beastie Boys’ Adam Yauch (Seriously, I’m incredibly sorry to follow you with this), here’s some completely candid shots of man-child child-bride Courtney Stodden taking a bath. And poorly, might I add. She doesn’t even get her hair wet and wears a bikini for half of it. She’s either a never-nude or this thing might have been some sort of staged publicity stunt.
Kate Upton Barely Covered Topless Epic Outtakes from Terry Richardson Photoshoot
This has been a Kate Upton week and then some, and we must thank the odd photographer Terry Richardson who somehow gets some wicked hot celebrities to take their clothes off for his camera. It’s some kind of magic voodoo power that I’d sell my friends and family’s organs for to possess. Alas, my causality memories of asking girls to take their tops off for my Instamatic are mostly slaps in the face or kicks to the groin.
But not Terry. Not only did he get a sweet sextastic photoshoot out of blonde young bombshell Kate Upton, and an amazing’y candid Cat Dance in a bikini, but, now, the outtakes, of the ridiculously hot blonde just five-finger stretching to barely contain her extraordinary boobtastic from becoming hardcore. Alas, Kate does the human hand bra trick a bit too well, although I’m guessing there are outtakes or the outtakes out there somewhere as well! Just so damn hot. Enjoy.
Jennifer Nicole Lee Backless Braless Dress of Wonderments
I’m not exactly sure how that thing even stays on, I’m only kind of angry that it does, but Jennifer Nicole Lee, the BBW turned MILFtastic fitness guru strutted about Beverly Hills this week putting all celebrity body posers to shame in her backless, barely on dress that flashed the kind of skin that makes me happy to live in a free country, let’s call it the reverse burqa if you will.
The bad part about this dress is that it does cover the very few bits of Jennifer Nicole Lee body we most want to see; the good news is that on a date, there’s very little work for the gentleman to move along the base paths rather swiftly. Enjoy.
Maria Fowler Nipple Slips and Bikini Fantastico Candids in Marbella
We don’t like to play favorites among our TOWIE’s, but if we had to pick just one to spend ten minutes alone with in the spin cycle of an industrial grade washing machine, it’d be Maria Fowler. So, okay, yes, favorite.
The hot bodied Big Brother alum furthered her case for filling our weak hearts with lust the past few days on her multiple bikini vacation to Marbella, Spain, where beneath the warm Mediterranean sunshine, she worked various bikinis into nipple slips and wardrobe malfunctions and all around just some amazingly sextastic candids that turned our Gibraltars rock hard. (Hot women do lead to bad puns, we apologize in advance.)
Plow through these Maria Fowler bikini pictures and see if you don’t find yourself equally head over lust for this buxom girl from Derby. Enjoy.
